Editor's Note: We caught up with Sacramento striker - and the USL's most prominent weather prognosticator - Wilson Kneeshaw, to uncover his answer to the age-old question of "Who's coming to dinner?"
The English-born striker chose five invitees from throughout history and identified which course each would be responsible for since you should never show up to a dinner party empty-handed.
If I were to host a dinner with some of my favorite people from the last 500 years, it would need to be a five-course meal.
I would host it at Papa Murphy’s Park underneath the moonlight, with a live smooth jazz band of Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Miles Davis, and Nat King Cole to set the mood for the night.
My guests would be Thierry Henry, Emma Watson, Stephen Fry, Michael Jackson, and Nikola Tesla.
Aside from being some of my favorite figures for various reasons, I think they would jell together really well as they are four intelligent, vibrant individuals - who are geniuses in their own craft - and they would be able to vibe from each other.
Guest photos courtesy: Sacramento Republic FC (Kneeshaw), Biography (Watson), Smithsonian.com (Tesla), Twitter (Fry), Famous Birthdays (Henry), Fanpop (Jackson)
Food photos courtesy: Eismann (Frog Legs), Caitlin Bensel (Soup), Kathy Patalski (Sorbet), Immaculate Bites (Jerk Chicken), and Scott Phillips (Baklava)